“You, stupid, short, fat ars! Did you think you could reach that bunch of grapes? Well, I’ve got news for you fat pig! You won’t!”
From all the insults that he heard, it was “fat” that hurt him the most. So he mummified her and hang her on his fridge, so he would lose his appetite each time he wanted to open it.
She kind of looked like this.
# Mummification cuts your appetite.
Cotton t-shirt with silkscreen printing in gold.