Salvador Dali once said:
What is important is to spread confusion, not to eliminate it.
Since I don’t smoke, I decided to grow a mustache -it is better for the health. However, I always carried a jewel-studded cigarette case in which, instead of tobacco, were carefully placed several mustaches, Adolphe Menjou style. I offered them politely to my friends. “Mustache? Mustache? Mustache?” Nobody dared to touch them. This was my test regarding the sacred aspect of mustaches.